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The crew gathered for a hurried meeting on the foredeck— mostly because Percy was keeping an eye on a giant red sea serpent swimming off the port side.
‘That thing is really red,’ Percy muttered. ‘I wonder if it’s cherry-flavored.’
‘Why don’t you swim over and find out?’ Annabeth asked.
‘How about no.’
Blood of Olympus, page 174, Rick Riordan (via we-have-our-dragons)
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If Percy used a Pick up Line on Annabeth

  • Percy: Are you a chid of Dionysus... because girl, i'm drunk with love.
  • Annabeth: No...
  • Percy: How about a child of Zeus? Because the moment i saw you sparks flew.
  • *Annabeth shakes head*
  • Annabeth: Nope...
  • Percy: If it's a child of Hermes then girl you've stolen my heart.
  • *Annabeth sighs*
  • Percy: But of course it's Aphrodite, because your beauty is inevitable.
  • Annabeth: Please stop Percy.
  • Percy: How bout this...
  • Percy: I'll be...
  • *flicks hair*
  • Percy: Your lost hero
  • *Annabeth face palms*
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confusedtree:

utopia-shangrila:

confusedtree:

In French, you don’t say “hello”, you say “bonjour”. I love that. That’s a totally different word. French people are fucking idiots.

Of course it’s a different word, it’s a different language AND a different culture. What would you expect? American people are fucking morons.

SURPRISE

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HAHAHAHA

KNOW YOUR ENEMY, FUCKTRUCK